Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"BUSINESS?
"Oh, yes--I dare say! Pretty business a married man and the father of a family must have out of doors at one in the morning. What? "I SHALL DRIVE YOU MAD? "Oh, no; you haven't feelings enough to go mad--you'd be a better man, Caudle, if you had. "WILL I LISTEN TO YOU? "What's the use? Of course you've some story to put me off with--you can all do that, and laugh at us afterwards. "No, Caudle, don't say that. I'm not always trying to find fault-- not I. It's you. I never speak but when there's occasion; and what in my time I've put up with there isn't anybody in the world that knows. "WILL I HEAR YOUR STORY? "Oh, you may tell it if you please; go on: only mind, I sha'n't believe a word of it. I'm not such a fool as other women are, I can tell you. "There, now--don't begin to swear--but go on--" - "--And that's your story, is it? That's your excuse for the hours you keep! That's your apology for undermining my health and ruining |
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