St. Patrick's day, or, the scheming lieutenant : a farce in one act by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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gift of reading.
_Trounce_: Good soldiers, and fellow-gentlemen, if you make me your spokesman, you will show the more judgment; and let me alone for the argument. I'll be as loud as a drum, and point blank from the purpose. _All_. Agreed, agreed. _Flint_. Oh, faith! here comes the lieutenant.--Now, Serjeant. _Trounce_. So then, to order.--Put on your mutiny looks; every man grumble a little to himself, and some of you hum the Deserter's March. _Enter_ LIEUTENANT O'CONNOR. _O'Con_. Well, honest lads, what is it you have to complain of? _Sol_. Ahem! hem! _Trounce_. So please your honour, the very grievance of the matter is this:--ever since your honour differed with justice Credulous, our inn-keepers use us most scurvily. By my halbert, their treatment is such, that if your spirit was willing to put up with it, flesh and blood could by no means agree; so we humbly petition that your honour would make an end of the matter at once, by running away with the justice's daughter, or else get us fresh quarters,--hem! hem! |
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