St. Patrick's day, or, the scheming lieutenant : a farce in one act by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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_O'Con_. Indeed! Pray which of the houses use you ill?
1 _Sol_. There's the Red Lion an't half the civility of the old Red Lion. 2 _Sol_. There's the White Horse, if he wasn't case-hardened, ought to be ashamed to show his face. _O'Con_. Very well; the Horse and the Lion shall answer for it at the quarter sessions. _Trounce_. The two Magpies are civil enough; but the Angel uses us like devils, and the Rising Sun refuses us light to go to bed by. _O'Con_. Then, upon my word, I'll have the Rising Sun put down, and the Angel shall give security for his good behaviour; but are you sure you do nothing to quit scores with them? _Flint_. Nothing at all, your honour, unless now and then we happen to fling a cartridge into the kitchen fire, or put a spatterdash or so into the soup; and sometimes Ned drums up and down stairs a little of a night. _O'Con_. Oh, all that's fair; but hark'ee, lads, I must have no grumbling on St. Patrick's Day; so here, take this, and divide it amongst you. But observe me now,--show yourselves men of spirit, and don't spend sixpence of it in drink. _Trounce_. Nay, hang it, your honour, soldiers should never bear malice; we must drink St. Patrick's and your honour's health. |
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