St. Patrick's day, or, the scheming lieutenant : a farce in one act by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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_O'Con_. Even so.
_Rosy_. Futurity is dark. _O'Con_. As a cellar. _Rosy_. Men are moles. [_Exeunt_ LIEUTENANT O'CONNOR _forcing out_ ROSY.] SCENE IV.--_A Room in_ JUSTICE CREDULOUS' _House_. _Enter_ JUSTICE CREDULOUS _and_ MRS. BRIDGET CREDULOUS. _Just_. Odds life, Bridget, you are enough to make one mad! I tell you he would have deceived a chief justice; the dog seemed as ignorant as my clerk, and talked of honesty as if he had been a churchwarden. _Mrs. Bri_. Pho! nonsense, honesty!--what had you to do, pray, with honesty? A fine business you have made of it with your Humphrey Hum: and miss, too, she must have been privy to it. Lauretta! ay, you would have her called so; but for my part I never knew any good come of giving girls these heathen Christian names: if you had called her Deborrah, or Tabitha, or Ruth, or Rebecca, or Joan, nothing of this had ever happened; but I always knew Lauretta was a runaway name. |
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