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Toasts and Forms of Public Address for Those Who Wish to Say the Right Thing in the Right Way by William Pittenger
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A Golden Maxim: To err is human, to forgive divine.

Prudence in Speech: The imprudent man reflects upon what he has said, the
wise man upon what he is going to say.

Thought and Speech: It is much safer to always think what we say than
always to say what we think.

Everybody: May no one now feel that he has been omitted.

Fame: The great undertaker who pays little attention to the living but
makes no end of parade over the dead.

The Chatterbox: May he give us a few brilliant flashes of silence.

Discretion in Speech: May we always remember the manner, the place, and the
time.

A Happy Future: May the best day we have seen be worse than the worst that
is to come.


HUMOROUS TOASTS.

To a Fat Friend: May your shadow never grow less.

May every Hair of your head be as a shining Candle to light you to glory.

Long Life to our Friends: May the chicken never be hatched that will
scratch on their graves.
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