Toasts and Forms of Public Address for Those Who Wish to Say the Right Thing in the Right Way by William Pittenger
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A Golden Maxim: To err is human, to forgive divine.
Prudence in Speech: The imprudent man reflects upon what he has said, the wise man upon what he is going to say. Thought and Speech: It is much safer to always think what we say than always to say what we think. Everybody: May no one now feel that he has been omitted. Fame: The great undertaker who pays little attention to the living but makes no end of parade over the dead. The Chatterbox: May he give us a few brilliant flashes of silence. Discretion in Speech: May we always remember the manner, the place, and the time. A Happy Future: May the best day we have seen be worse than the worst that is to come. HUMOROUS TOASTS. To a Fat Friend: May your shadow never grow less. May every Hair of your head be as a shining Candle to light you to glory. Long Life to our Friends: May the chicken never be hatched that will scratch on their graves. |
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