Confusion to the Early Bird: May it and the worm both be picked up.

The Nimble Penny: May it soon grow into a dime and then swell into a
dollar.

To a Sovereign: not the kind that sits on a throne, but the one that lies
in our pocket.

Our Land: May we live happy in it and never be sent out of it for our
country's good.

Three Great Commanders: May we always be under the orders of General Peace,
General Plenty, and General Prosperity.

The Three Best Doctors: May Doctor Quiet, Doctor Diet, and Doctor Good
Conscience ever keep us well.

The Health of that wise and good Man who kept a Dog and yet did his own
barking!

Here's to the health of ----: The old bird that was not caught with chaff.

The Health of those we Love the beet; Our noble selves.




MISCELLANEOUS ADDRESSES