for him."


3. RIDING A HOBBY

[To illustrate hobby-riding--very appropriate where many toasts and
speeches run in one line.]

A boy in Buffalo, N. Y., who was asked to write out what he considered an
ideal holiday dinner _menu_, evolved the following:

Furst Corse.
Mince pie.
Second Corse.
Pumpkin pie and turkey.
Third Corse.
Lemon pie, turkey, and cranberries
Fourth Corse.
Custard pie, apple pie, chocolate cake and plum pudding.
Dessert.
Pie.


4. HOBSON'S CHOICE

[Suitable caricature for any one who tries to make merit of doing what he
cannot help.]

"If my employer does not retract what he said to me this morning I shall
leave his store." "Why, what did he say?" "He told me to look for another