Death at the Excelsior - And Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"A somewhat curious character, sir. Since retiring from business he has
become a great recluse, and now devotes himself almost entirely to the pleasures of the table." "Greedy hog, you mean?" "I would not, perhaps, take the liberty of describing him in precisely those terms, sir. He is what is usually called a gourmet. Very particular about what he eats, and for that reason sets a high value on Miss Watson's services." "The cook?" "Yes, sir." "Well, it looks to me as though our best plan would be to shoot young Bingo in on him after dinner one night. Melting mood, I mean to say, and all that." "The difficulty is, sir, that at the moment Mr. Little is on a diet, owing to an attack of gout." "Things begin to look wobbly." "No, sir, I fancy that the elder Mr. Little's misfortune may be turned to the younger Mr. Little's advantage. I was speaking only the other day to Mr. Little's valet, and he was telling me that it has become his principal duty to read to Mr. Little in the evenings. If I were in your place, sir, I should send young Mr. Little to read to his uncle." |
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