Misalliance by George Bernard Shaw
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TARLETON. I understand the oranges: shes doing an orange cure of some sort. But what on earth does she want the Bible for? MRS TARLETON. I'm sure I cant imagine. She cant be right in her head. LORD SUMMERHAYS. Perhaps she wants to read it. MRS TARLETON. But why should she, on a weekday, at all events. What would you advise me to do, Lord Summerhays? LORD SUMMERHAYS. Well, is there a Bible in the house? TARLETON. Stacks of em. Theres the family Bible, and the Dore Bible, and the parallel revised version Bible, and the Doves Press Bible, and Johnny's Bible and Bobby's Bible and Patsy's Bible, and the Chickabiddy's Bible and my Bible; and I daresay the servants could raise a few more between them. Let her have the lot. MRS TARLETON. Dont talk like that before Lord Summerhays, John. LORD SUMMERHAYS. It doesnt matter, Mrs Tarleton: in Jinghiskahn it was a punishable offence to expose a Bible for sale. The empire has no religion. _Lina comes in. She has left her cap in Hypatia's room. She stops on the landing just inside the door, and speaks over the handrail._ LINA. Oh, Mrs Tarleton, shall I be making myself very troublesome if |
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