Misalliance by George Bernard Shaw
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page 71 of 143 (49%)
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I ask for a music-stand in my room as well?
TARLETON. Not at all. You can have the piano if you like. Or the gramophone. Have the gramophone. LINA. No, thank you: no music. MRS TARLETON. _[going to the steps]_ Do you think it's good for you to eat so many oranges? Arnt you afraid of getting jaundice? LINA. _[coming down]_ Not in the least. But billiard balls will do quite as well. MRS TARLETON. But you cant eat billiard balls, child! TARLETON. Get em, Chickabiddy. I understand. _[He imitates a juggler tossing up balls]._ Eh? LINA. _[going to him, past his wife]_ Just so. TARLETON. Billiard balls and cues. Plates, knives, and forks. Two paraffin lamps and a hatstand. LINA. No: that is popular low-class business. In our family we touch nothing but classical work. Anybody can do lamps and hatstands. _I_ can do silver bullets. That is really hard. _[She passes on to Lord Summerhays, and looks gravely down at him as he sits by the writing table]._ MRS TARLETON. Well, I'm sure I dont know what youre talking about; |
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