Misalliance by George Bernard Shaw
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page 72 of 143 (50%)
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and I only hope you know yourselves. However, you shall have what you
want, of course. _[She goes up the steps and leaves the room]._ LORD SUMMERHAYS. Will you forgive my curiosity? What is the Bible for? LINA. To quiet my soul. LORD SUMMERHAYS _[with a sigh]_ Ah yes, yes. It no longer quiets mine, I am sorry to say. LINA. That is because you do not know how to read it. Put it up before you on a stand; and open it at the Psalms. When you can read them and understand them, quite quietly and happily, and keep six balls in the air all the time, you are in perfect condition; and youll never make a mistake that evening. If you find you cant do that, then go and pray until you can. And be very careful that evening. LORD SUMMERHAYS. Is that the usual form of test in your profession? LINA. Nothing that we Szczepanowskis do is usual, my lord. LORD SUMMERHAYS. Are you all so wonderful? LINA. It is our profession to be wonderful. LORD SUMMERHAYS. Do you never condescend to do as common people do? For instance, do you not pray as common people pray? LINA. Common people do not pray, my lord: they only beg. |
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