_Young Lady before-named_. "Isn't EFFIE GERMON _too_ lovely?"

_Bostonian Youth_. "Yes. RISTORI is, however -----"

_Heavy old Party_. "This fire business is dangerous, sir. Never saw it
done at the old Park. EDMUND KEAN would -----"

ACT V. _Enter Original Coram_. "I am WALTER CORAM. I can now prove it
by simply mentioning the fact. I love the daughter of the Comic Villain,
and will marry her."

_Unprincipled Clerk_. "All is lost except WALTER CORAM, who ought to
be. I will go to Australia, at once." (_He goes_.)

_Comic Villain_, (_smashes his hat over his eyes and swears_).

_Virtuous Banker_. "Bless you, my children. I forgive you all the
injuries I have done you." (_Curtain_.)

* * * * *

_Every body in the audience_. "How do you like--Real fire; STODDAHT'S
faces are--Real fire; EFFIE GERMON is--Real fire; Come and take--Real fire;
JIM WALLACK is always at home in--Real fire; There is nothing in the play
but--Real fire."

_Misanthropic Critic, to gentlemanly Treasurer_. "Can I have two seats
for to-morrow night?"