told them concerning that "molycoddle Taft." R. was elected by
the greatest majority in history until the ballots were
hatched. Later he joined the ranks of William Jennings Bryan.
Publications: The "I" books. Ambition: To get back into Who's
Who and Washington. Address: The Outlook. Oyster Bay for
newspapermen. Clubs: Founder of the Ananias. Epitaph: Same
as Bryan's.

ROTHSCHILDS, the Morgan-Rockefellers of Europe without quite as
much money.

ROY, Robert, a very wicked Scotchman whom we all hope will
always escape the police.

RUBENS, P. P., an artist who realized styles frequently
changed, and therefore painted fat people without their
clothes.

RUSSE, Charlotte, a pleasant creature, but one who sometimes
caused pain after a visit.

RUSSIA, T. H. E., Czar of, an anti-bomb loving monarch with
modern subjects and a tenth-century brain. His childhood was
spent in a steel-lined cage, guarded by the army and the fleet.
He was crowned in a bomb-proof church by a thoroughly searched
clergyman, only the crown, the crowner, and the crowned being
present to witness the ceremony. Seldom goes about the
country, as he fears the heartfelt expressions of his subjects.
In 1908 he became mixed up with Japan. Is now economizing.
Ambition: Only life. Recreation: Dissolving Doumas. signing