Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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He WAS a sad-faced American tourist, and as he seated himself in a London restaurant he was immediately attended by an obsequious waiter. "I want two eggs," said the American--"one fried on one side and one on the other." "'Ow is that, sir ?" asked the astounded waiter. "Two eggs--one fried on one side and one on the other." "Very well, sir." The waiter was gone several minutes, and when he returned his face was a study. "Would you please repeat your border, sir?" "I said, very distinctly, two eggs--one fried on one side and one on the other." Oppressive silence, and then a dazed "Very well, sir." This time he was gone longer, and when he returned he said anxiously: "Would it be awsking too much, sir, to 'ave you repeat your border, sir? I cawn't think I 'ave it right, sir, y'know." "Two eggs," said the American sadly and patiently--"one fried on one side and one on the other." |
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