Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 27, 1841 by Various
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_Sherry_.--"Do you sherry?" "Not just yet." "Rather unlucky, _white whining_: like a bottle of port; but no objection to _share he_. Hope never to be out of the Pale of do.; if so, will submit to be done Brown." N.B.--After an election dinner, any of the above valued at a six weeks' invitation from any voter under the influence of his third bottle; and absolute reversion of the chair, when original chairman disappears under table. _Champagne_.--Real pleasure (quite new--never thought of before)--must be _Wright's_; nothing _left_ about it; intoxicating portion of a bird, getting drunk with pheasant's eye. What gender's wine? _Why hen's_ feminine. Safe three rounds; and some others not quite compact. _Hock_.--Hic, hec, do. _Hugeous_.--Glass by all means (_very new_); never could decline it, &c. &c. &c. _Dessert_.--Wish every one had it; join hands with _ladies' fingers_ and bishops' thumbs: Prince Albert and Queen very choice "Windsor pairs;" medlars; unpleasant neighbour: nuts; decidedly lunatic, sure to be cracked; disbanding Field Officers shelling out the kernels, &c. &c. &c. The above are but a few samples from the very extensive joke manufactory of Messrs. Gammon and Gag, sole patentees of the powerful and prolific steam-joke double-action press. They are all warranted of the very best quality, and last date. |
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