School for Scandal by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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extempore at Mrs. Drowzie's conversazione--Come now your first
is the Name of a Fish, your second a great naval commander--and SIR BENJAMIN. Dear Uncle--now--prithee---- CRABTREE. Efaith, Ma'am--'twould surprise you to hear how ready he is at all these Things. LADY SNEERWELL. I wonder Sir Benjamin you never publish anything. SIR BENJAMIN. To say truth, Ma'am, 'tis very vulgar to Print and as my little Productions are mostly Satires and Lampoons I find they circulate more by giving copies in confidence to the Friends of the Parties--however I have some love-Elegies, which, when favoured with this lady's smile I mean to give to the Public. [Pointing to MARIA.] CRABTREE. 'Fore Heaven, ma'am, they'll immortalize you--you'll be handed down to Posterity, like Petrarch's Laura, or Waller's Sacharissa. SIR BENJAMIN. Yes Madam I think you will like them--when you shall see in a beautiful Quarto Page how a neat rivulet of Text shall meander thro' a meadow of margin--'fore Gad, they will be the most elegant Things of their kind-- CRABTREE. But Ladies, have you heard the news? MRS. CANDOUR. What, Sir, do you mean the Report of---- |
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